Trump is old and being old makes him completely GROSS!

And being gross, to Trump, is like being a poor person living in the human zoo of pubic housing with intestinal scum growing inside their filthy, shit-stained toilet pipes.

Also gross is melting cheddar cheese onto a peach, or putting a circus peanut on top of a buffalo wing. His cotton candy strands of blonde come only from the pubes of the best orangutans. It’s a great time to be totally gross. A loser! He can’t stand that people below him can get online and look disgustingly at him, like a middle aged fat woman fingerpainting her huge white underwear with her period blood.

Allegedly I hear 41020 he has very bad breath and lots of dandruff. He’d hire a ghostwriter to write his private diary.

 

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