slavoj-zizek-958x559.jpgThe “Ron Jeremy of Hegelian Marxists”

Whoop it up or recoil in horror all ye Cultural Studies and Controversial Theorism majors! The world’s foremost pansophist and dialectical materialist film critic, Slavov Zizek, popular global village professor of Disparate Intersections at the University of Ljubljana, Adult Learning Annex, and known connoisseur of higgledy piggledy, broken pushpins, and stolen cat pajamas, is doing a laundry! Enter and win one of Zizek’s signature 100% blood merchant cashmere masturbatory squares. Analyze the softness and then contrast it with the crustiness as you explore the world of Slavov Zizek’s heavily soiled pre-owned wank flannels. This is the Mercedes Benz of wank flannels, folks! Embrace the Mutually Assured Destruction of both sender and receiver. Comes with DIY tetanus shot and VHS copy of Tango and Cash, starring Tom Hanks and his cray-z K-9 cop partner. I give it two paws up, though in truth it’s been so long I’m sure he’s four paws up by this late date.

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